Do you believe in love at first sight? Here are some famous quotes I thought I’d share. Some are pretty funny! I’m especially liking #9 … can definately relate!
QUOTES:
(1) George (Roland Young) meeting Nell Kenner (Leila Hyams) in Ruggles of Red Gap (1935):
– George: ‘ I say, do you believe in-love at first sight? […]

Waxing
Author Unknown
The things we women will try! CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud… I laughed till I almost cried as I could just see this happening! While this isn’t a “sex joke”, it’s a good story about what women do to “look sexy” … enjoy!
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises […]

Dear Wife:
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good.
I’ve been a good man to you for seven years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today & that was the […]

A Canadian doctor, a certain J. S. Greenstein, published a paper on a wholly fictitious contraceptive which he called “Armpitin,” for which he sketched the chemical formula, including several molecular groups represented by the initials NO.
“Armpitin,” he explained, was found to affect males by way of the olfactory nerve, and rendered them sterile for […]

Here’s a funny sex story that showed up in my email recently… they’ll never learn will they? LOL Enjoy!
No Sex Tonight
Author: Unknown
I’ve never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much, and I’ve never figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing either. I’ve also never figured out […]