Here’s a funny sex story that showed up in my email recently… they’ll never learn will they? LOL Enjoy!

No Sex Tonight
Author: Unknown

I’ve never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much, and I’ve never figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing either. I’ve also never figured out why men think with their heads and women with their hearts.

For example: One evening last week, my wife and I were in bed, and well, the passion starts to heat up when she suddenly says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”

I said, “WHAT??!! What is this about?!”

So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?” (more…)

As a professional paid reviewer, I get to go inside a ton of paysites every year, and it’s nice to find sites that actually have a new angle and truly fresh hot content. I stumbled over such a site a few weeks back: Authentic Footballers.

It’s a delightful site packed with hot latino men who really are, or were, pro football players in South America. The site gives you videos and photo sets and a bit of history on each player, his stats, when he played, shots of team photos and more. Here’s a little collage I rigged up of one of the players: Ariel.

So if you’re in the mood for a little latin heat as these guys strip down and jerkoff for the camera … check out Authentic Footballers today!

In The News

A study by a Canadian researcher looked into the sex lives of over 1500 women with an average age of 27. The results suggest that today’s young women are very much in control of their sex lives.

A few results:
* 88% are easily sexually aroused.
* 90% are comfortable initiating sex with a partner
* 58% enjoyed using vibrators or sex toys alone
* 91% do not feel guilty about masturbating
* 92% say sexual fantasies get them easily aroused

With all these horny women running around, I guess it’s a good thing I have a few free sites with some really hot guys for you to check out today!

Mr. Nice Guy – Clean cut straight guys show their naughty side!

Muscle of Love – Muscle bound hotties showing off their greatest asset!

You’re So Vain – Hunky guys admire their biggest fans… themselves of course!

by Susie Cortright

Quick quiz: Would you rather run 75 miles or have sex three times per week for a year? Research shows that both activities burn the same number of calories. (7,500, to be exact).

We often think that something that feels good can’t possibly be good for us. Now it’s time to think again.

Sex in a loving, intimate relationship has numerous health benefits. In women, for example, the sexual act triggers the release of oxytocin. Oxytocin promotes feelings of affection and triggers that nurturing instinct. In men, sex encourages the flow of testosterone, which strengthens bones and muscles and helps transport DHEA, a hormone that may be important in the function of the body’s immune system.

Paul Pearsall, Ph.D., author of Superimmunity, also maintains that sex in a loving relationship helps the immune system by increasing the flow of certain chemicals in the body.

Hugh O’Neill, editor of Men’s Health magazine, recently listed some health benefits of sex, as well. Regular sex is regular exercise and has similar benefits, including improved cholesterol levels and increased circulation. Men’s Health also reported that men who have sex at least three times each week may have a decreased risk of developing prostate problems. (more…)

Given the government’s methods for trying to control just about everything we see and do, and what they’ve slid into recent laws and bills should give pause to anyone with an ounce of understanding about what freedom of speech is all about. While legitimate concerns come up over what porn and erotica does or doesn’t escalate as far as behavior from those that choose to view it, at what point do we allow the lawmakers to define certain aspects of what’s portrayed, written or produced?

Sophie Buckland wrote an article expressing her views on pornography and censorship and the government’s desire to make violent content unavailable and ownership of such content punishable by fines and jail time.

Personally, I need to know just how they’d define violent content first and foremost. And my experience with how the government cloaks one supposed reason of control as being something else entirely scares me no end. (Sliding in certain rules and regs that are damn near impossible to comply with on the legitimate side of the porn industry under the guise of “protecting our children from porn” comes to mind). And control never stops at one point, things keep getting added little by little, and usually the general public is totally unaware of certain freedoms that are being taken away or surpressed. (more…)

I just can’t begin to express how hot this guy is! And yes, he’s VERY much Straight! Here’s what Ryan has to say about himself and his site: RyanLebar.com

“I’m from the Northern part of Canada – a small town called Thunder Bay. It has a population of about 120,000 and, unlike me, is very cold during the winter. I moved from Thunder Bay and set off on an amazing journey. Come in and see all that you are missing. There is a whole new world in here so Take the Journey with Me …”

Ryan … with a body like that, I don’t think you’ll have any problems having us follow you anywhere you want to take us! WOOF …….!!!!!!!!

Check out this video gallery of Ryan!

Just had to share a few more pics of those hotties at Perfect Guyz!

Connor

Reed

Travis

There are perfect 10’s – but PerfectGuyz Johnny is a perfect 12! You’ll find Johnny in the exclusive PerfectGuyz Elite Series section of the website. In Johnny’s case a picture is truly worth a 1000 words.

Age: 26 | Zodiac: Aquarius | Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black | Height: 5′ 10″ | Weight: 170lb
Waist: 31″ | Chest: 40″ | Shoe Size: 11
Cock: 8″cut | Physique: Ripped

Says the producer: “This guy is AMAZING! His abs, arms, legs are so ripped that we had to do a double take when we met him. PerfectGuyz Johnny describes himself as a “simple guy” – and, indeed, his is simple. Johnny is truly a perfect, simple specimen of perfection – a chiseled sexy body to match a charming personality.”

I’m betting you’ll enjoy Johnny in his premiere PerfectGuyz video …I know I did!

One of the hottest sites for straight boy content is a new release from GayBucks: Straight Boy Secrets. If you’ve ever fantasized about that boy next door, the guy at the car wash, that cute Army private jetting off for foreign shores or that shirtless hot guy fixing your car and wondered what it’d be like to see them stripped down and showing off the family jewels, then this site is sure to please!

These aren’t gay guys pretending to be straight! Most of the guys on Straight Boy Secrets have never been in front of a camera before!

Listen in as they tell you their deepest, dirtiest secrets. Wild stories of high school orgies, jerking off in the doctor’s office, their first sexual experiences, and even some revelations on what gets used from the kitchen to get them up and off! You’ll hear it all and more at Straight Boy Secrets!

Here’s a lovely piece written by Michael Shuler. I love these pieces of erotic sexual fantasy that happen when something around the house needs fixing …. yumm!

The office did the initial paperwork, so I didn’t meet her until I arrived at the door. She answered the door in a bikini. I was stunned. Hell, she must have been all of 40 years old and she was one of the hottest women I have ever seen. My God, she was beautiful.

I babbled for a moment and finally told her I was there to refinish her kitchen, as I stood in front of my truck with a 10 by 20 foot sign advertising kitchen refinishing. She laughed, then said I could come in. My eyes never left her body for the first few minutes. She was a fucking beauty. And single! I expected a Martha Stewart type, not somebody like this.

I worked on that kitchen for three days, and I followed her every move whenever she was in sight. In that time I found she was soft spoken and sweet, she had a killer ass, and her breasts were absolutely perfect. They looked like cones of rock. When I wasn’t looking at her I was thinking of her, even when I went home at night to my tiny apartment. She was on my mind constantly.

So of course the one time when I wasn’t thinking of her she came up behind me, and startled the hell out of me.
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